Thursday, October 30, 2008

Ode to Sandy

Sandy why'd you have to do this to me
Cheated on this guy, I mean, really
You got pregnant with another man
Then moved to Florida, or was it Japan?

Johnny died, Dally's suicide
Random Girl: They were so hot, why'd they have to die
Ode to Sandy, Ode to Sandy
Come back to me!
Random Girl: They were so hot
Other Random Girl: But now they're old and smelly

10 comments:

I-Shot-The-Sherrif said...

CREDIT TO THE RANDOM GIRLS ON THE STREET WHO WERE SINGING IT WHO HAPPENED TO BE
MADDIE
TESS
ALANA
AND KATIE

DarryBear said...

JOHNNY'S SO HOTT! WHY'D HE HAVE TO DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

But...you know...Dally's kinda hott too ;)

AH DARN!

HE DIES TOO !!!!


Why is it that the only loves of my life are dying off like ants ?
WHY? WHYYYYY????!!??!!?

I-Shot-The-Sherrif said...

WHAT!?
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME AND ONLY ME, DARRY.
That's it.
We're over.

Sodapop said...

Guys, guys, Calm down you're scaring Ponyboy. His mind is not yet fully grown.

DarryBear said...

NOOO!!!!!!
HEY!!
DON'T GET MAD AT ME!!
I KNOW YOU AND DALLY HAVE BEEN SEEING EACHOTHER AFTER HOURS!!!
AND PONYBOY!!!
YOU SLEPT BESIDE HIM IN THE PARK THAT NIGHT!
I HAVE NEVER EVER EVER EVER ONCE CHEATED ON YOU !!!
I LOVE YOU !!!
COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
<3

I-Shot-The-Sherrif said...

I WILL!!!
I LOVE YOU TOO!
I'M SO SORRY!!!!

<3
Love JOHHNNNYYYY CADE-SOON TO BE JOHNNY CURTIS!!!
(If I don't die)

DarryBear said...

I will buy the rings now.
And your very own personal beanie baby collection.
I shall buy you a purple starfish, you'll like that.
Please don't die on me.
See you at my lunch break, honeybuns.
Soda. you heard none of that.
NONE!!!!!!!

I-Shot-The-Sherrif said...

A PURPLE STARFISH??? I'm sold.
Can you order me a ham and cheese? The nurses may not let me out...
OHMAHGAH, can I have a shiny pink ring?

DarryBear said...

Okay, ham and cheese it is.
The pink sparkly ring is yours.

I-Shot-The-Sherrif said...

Yay!